Grab Some Popcorn, This Is Funny.

This is an accurate story of my journey in digital marketing over the last 18 years. You may laugh, cringe, or shake your head in disgust. Yet, if any of it had not happened, you’d not be reading this story.


Here’s My Story.

What you are about to read is true. Duane For Hire changes the names to protect the innocent. Other times, I change the names to protect the guilty. The only thing I won’t do is change my story — because it’s 100% true.

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